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The Case of the Missing Star's Batting Gloves Monday, May 19th , 2025 After a poor start to the season, Hollywood Stars' Elijah Moody insists that the fault for the bad start lies neither in his stars or with him. Instead, he places the blame solely on a missing pair of lucky, old, and crusty batting gloves. Said Moody, "I've had them since college and I have no idea why someone would even want to steal them. Seriously, they stink but I need them back or I'll probably never get a hit again." So for now, a mystery hangs over the gloves and Moody's missing stroke. It is doubtless that fans of the last place Stars are likely hoping the gloves and their third baseman's stroke are found soon. |
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